dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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