How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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