Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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