Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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