If i come over, it means nothing
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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