Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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