angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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