I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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