when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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