that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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