So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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