True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Randomize
