I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
