Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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