Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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