every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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