some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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