haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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