Quick, to the slutcave!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
