Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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