I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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