But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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