I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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