all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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