We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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