walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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