Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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