Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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