How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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