check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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