I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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