My room smells like vodka and shame
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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