Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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