# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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