Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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