:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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