Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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