i would punch a child for taco bell
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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