Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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