idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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