the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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