Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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