what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
