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you win
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
We are all done wearing pants today
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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