at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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