I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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