operation harelip BJ is a go
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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