He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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