No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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