ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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