there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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