Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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