it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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